Monday, August 3, 2009 '
Heh blog hopping and felt like doing this quiz =PvP.s. i wrote down all the funny ones cuz it is HILARIOUS.
Google your name, and write down the first webpage link name that makes grammatical sense and is relevant or just pick the funniest one on the first page of results.
1. Google "(your name) needs":
Smoke-Free Housing for
Richmond NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT.
Richmond doesn't work and
needs deleting.
We
need baseball back in
Richmond!
Richmond needs bicycles added to its overall mass transit plan.
Richmond needs stronger schools, not an 8500-seat stadium with a nice berm.
Hahahaa! I need smoke free housing, baseball(in me?) bicycles to make me easier to access, better schools2. Google "(your name) looks like":
Richmond looks like a capital "A" with a crosswalk or bridge.
Richmond Marching Band assembles, gets busted.
I do not look like a letter A. Nor a crosswalk or a bridge -.-
I have my own band?
3. Google "[your name] likes":
richmond likes water...and once again
richmond acted wild and ended up wet. but he gave me 50$ for my bday so it was good.
Richmond likes music!
Wohoo rock on. Water and music!!4. Google "[your name] says"
Richmond Says Crappy Product Led Them to Boot IndyCar
Richmond Says No to Roads
IndyCar?? Heyy I love roads.5. Google "[your name] wants":
RICHMOND WANTS A FIRST-CLASS STREET
Damn first I say no to streets then i want a first class one?6. Google "[your name] does":
Richmond:
Does a Pink Tank Create Beauty?
Yes, Yes it does7. Google "[your name] hates":
Richmond hates John Cena. Cena plays to the crowd and then gives a random speech.
...Omg... He was my favourite wrestler8. Google "[your name] can":
Car rental services in
Richmond Can, specialists in car hire throughout the world.
!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!9. Google "[your name] goes":
Richmond Goes Virtual
Virtual?10. Google "[your name] is":
RICHMOND IS 4 DANCE PARTIES.
I can't dance -,-11. Google "[your name] loves":
Richmond loves Elmo!
Alright! my fav puppet!
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Things to do this week.Get more money from parents.
Photocopy the entire E Math Lecture book cuz it was stolen by a crazy dog.
Do my homework.
Replace my contact lenses.
Swear to never go LAN again.
Thrash Elgin for stepping and bending my favourite PINK FILE
Stop trying to make people feel afraid ( By staring at them, though some people think it funny lol)
Quit my
bad habits -
Spamming computer
Eating in class
Staying up at night to play MouseHunt
Contemplate whether to play MapleStory again
Daydreaming/sleeping in class
Sleeping late
Being prejudiced to fat people
Being racist
Randomly spending money
Quit being so bad tempered
Being carnivorous
Listening to lame songs
Lying in bed for half an hour before dragging myself out
Thinking that the female sex of any species are weak
Sunday, August 2, 2009 '
I drank so much coke that I "burnt" my tongue.
Saturday, August 1, 2009 '
Someday, I will get nightmares of your laughter. Haha.Alright... I'm going to sum up this week.
Sunday.
My dad signed me up for this chinese tuition class at this tuition centre near where I live. The teacher is this old auntie and I SWEAR she has the old people smell. Well, at least she can teach.
Have to depend on her since my Chinese teacher, Mrs. Goh,
FucSUCKS ASS!! She will come into the class, get all PMS and starting ranting on and on about stories at stuff. She does not really teach. She just keeps talking about stuff she is interested in and ignores us. What's more, she keeps asking us to drop chinese and opt for Chinese language Base(CLB) so we can pass O level. Well, FISH HER.
So what if I'm in F class? So what if we are not taking Bio?
I thrashed the A class and B class people in the last physics test. Ok, I got 100% and a handful of them did too. But still... People hate to be despised upon and so do I.
Monday.Had the Monday Blues. Ms. Chen forced us to buy the 10 year series which is not that good. Oh well. Bought it anyway. Ms. Tay was close to tears today cause she says she wants to give up on my class (OMGOMG) cuz people like Ryan and SiRong keep bullying her. Damn it man. She's a good teacher and I don't want to lose her because of some retards.
Tuesday.Had a Chemistry lesson today. During Chem, I stuffed my books into my drawer as per custom. After that, I took out a few books and wondering why there were slight red stains on the book. Shrugging it off, i resumed my studies like the goody boy i am. Few minutes later, I took out a worksheet (I rarely file heh) and the whole sheet was red colour(diffusion). Panicking, I took out my entire stack and the bottom book, which i left open for easy reference. The entire corner was red.
Apparently, some fishcake person actually conducted an illegal experiment and dumped the entire resultant chemical into the drawer. There were even crystals formed. Now all my chemistry materials are stained red -.-
Had Band today. Played Majulah Singapore and a veriety of other songs we are playing for NDP. Ananta was high today. Lololol.
Wednesday.
I slept through MT lesson. I slept through Character Education lesson. I slept through Social Studies. I slept through Recess. I daydreamed through Chemistry and when I heard the word "FREE" during assembly ( It is a facial cleanser), I woke up. Lololololol. Had tuition from 7.30-9.30pm. I have no life.
Thursday.
Yay no band today!! was how i woke up today. After school, I realized i forgot. Helloooo Oral. It was no kick though. I really liked the teacher. She smiled alot when i made feeble attempts to joke with her. Wohoo I rock at seducing old aunties. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Oh yea, we had PE today. We were playing baseball and i was the batter. The pitcher threw damn high and everyone expected it to be "Ball one", which meant if the pitcher throws 2 more bad balls, he would be out. However, I actually (heh heh) jumped up and hit the ball. Hahahahahaha. As everyone on the field expected me not to hit it, they were relaxed and I ran 2 bases in that time wahaha.
Friday.Friday!!!! My chinese teacher that **** confiscated my homework.
Chinese oral today. Went off topic. Damn.
Band rehearsal today!! Ananta was high o.o Sigh... Getting bored of trumpet 3rd. I have been playing it for 3 years man. Seriously.
Saturday(Band Prac).Started the day with drills. According to Azk it was a game...????? Well we marked time till we were caught not doing it properly till there was 1 man standing. Obviously not me. It was Kor Jian LOL!!
He obviously cheated It was so unexpected. Oh well. Soccer power. After that we did drills while singing -.-
Had sectionals after that. Ananta was still obsessed with MS (
maple storyMajulah Singapura.) Hahaha. After that, we had Lunch. For some reason, the entire band did not have sectional Lunch today. Weird. Thus Azk and I went
on a date for lunch together at KFC, It's finger lickin good.
Continued with band prac... Blah Bleh Bloh. Combined in studio. Lalala lelele. Then POOM.
THE SEC FOURS WERE ALL EATEN BY A GIANT CARNIVOROUS TEDDY BEAR!!!! We were spared as it does not like young flesh. Apparently this happens every year the Sec4s officially get dismissed from band. Hahahaha. Bye sec 4s. Jit Xin, We are NEVER buying an iPod Touch for you. NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
It would be impossible for there to be something between you and me when such a great wall stands between us. Besides, there is too great a height gap =P.
Monday, June 22, 2009 '
Just came back from M'sia. Celebrated my grandma's birthday there. Can't believe they ordered a 20 person buffet for about 12 people. Haha..
Photo boom soon...
Friday, June 19, 2009 '
Holidays are ending. Homework.
Thursday, June 11, 2009 '
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Wow I actually titled this post
8th June '09Had a really special person over to teach us; Mr. Kajiyama.
For day 1, we mostly worked on our basics. Learned how to march properly, K style. Haha. Also learned to sidewalk K style.
9th June '09
Learned a new formation. I can visualize it in my mind and it looks pretty good. Well, the spacings are a bit airy but overall its good.
10th June '09
Today, something happened. First, i was the only one who wore black tee. Can't believe lunch was 2 hours that day. We ordered pizza and with it came two complimentary bottles of 7-up. Ethel opened the first bottle and effervescence occured, spilling 1/5 of the bottle.
I guess i should have known better than to open the 2nd bottle between my legs while seated at the bench. The bottle erupted like a volcano and i dropped it below the table, under Nadzirah's skirt. LOLOLOL. Then i mopped up and uncle chen forced me to clear the rest of the rubbish and carry it to the rubbish centre. I'm the garbage man and Sarah's the maid lol.
After lunch, i went to put my phone into my bag, which was in the hall. On the way back to the canteen, the girls tried to get Cheong Min to molest me at the staircase. LoL....
Some time later, when i went up the exact same staircase, there was a bunch of girls staring at something on the floor. A sanitary pad. I was like... WTF?????? but saw that it was clean. So i just threw it away. Nothing to be scared about, really.
At the end of the day, we did a full run-through for Mr. K. Made several mistakes. Duh. Hahaha. Then Mr. Siao was about to call it a day, but everyone (ahem*) wanted to do it again... so we had to do it one more time for Mr. One More Time. Oh well. Extra practice so no complaints here.
Today, 11th June '09
Woke up at 7.30am, thinking that i had English Oral training. On the way to the toilet, I saw the calendar, which shows 11th and thought, "Hey, isn't my practice date on 12th?" and just threw my school uniform away and crawled back to bed. At 7.50am, I popped up again. "Better check" I thought. AND GUESS WHAT???? Yes, it is TODAY! AT 9am! LoL!!!!! Skipped breakfast, showered and went to school via bus 31. Which, coincidentally, I take almost everyday. (BWAHAHAHA 25%) . On the bus, Mdm. Nora texted me that she would be late. -.- Chilled till 9.20am and went home an hour late.
So I returned home and watched Heroes on the Acer laptop till 5pm (from 10am) Finished season 1 today. Wahaha.
Renee, faster find out how much a charger costs. I'm getting bored having no psp to play.
Oh yea, I borrowed Mdm. Nora's copy of "My Story", which is the compilation of all of Dave Pelzer's global bestsellers. Bandies, you are welcome to borrow it from me when i'm done with it.
You know, emo notes on blogs seem pretty popular and fun. I think i will try it too.
Treat people the way you would want them to treat you. Do not try to force them to do anything or bulldoze your way into their lives. In other words, shut the hell up. Stop trying to control everyone. Remember, a general is nothing without his army.
Yes, you know I'm talking to you.
Friday, June 5, 2009 '
Bored. Sian-ded. Depressed. Suicidal?
Maybe i will be so bored that i will commit suicide. Ahhhhhh!!!!! My life is so meaningless. And boring. And sian.
Maybe i should get a hobby besides reading. I've read the harry potter series about 30x through and the twilight series about 5x. Oh yea, I need to borrow 'New Moon" from someone!!! its the only book i haven't read. hahahaha. Artemis Fowl about 8x maybe. Bleh.
Anybody selling a 2nd hand PSP charger in good working condition? Mine just died. Need a new one asap.
Maybe i will change my blog skin. its getting old. And the red stars are kind of gay and irritating, even though I "wrote" the code myself. (I copied it from someone else and changed the values). Maybe black stars?
Monday, June 1, 2009 '
Went to play badminton at Potong pasir Community Centre today. Whoa i'm out of shape. haha. played from 1pm straight to 5pm. got a few blisters on my feet and hand. Die. Tomorrow got band.
Nearing the end of the game, I tore my pants when i stretched too far out to get the shuttlecock. hahaha. luckily i had friends who lives nearby who could lend me some pants. hahahahahaha.
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